Larry and Rosie O'Donnell try to court the same woman. Larry takes Leon's advice, which gives him an advantage, but he finds it doesn't always work in the long run. (R)

Comic. 8. Car Periscope Larry and Jeff weigh an investment opportunity; Wanda Sykes preempts Larry's training schedule. Sub Heb. (R)

Janine plans a district-wide initiative - Career Day - and is anxious for it to be a success. (R)

Ava has a new approach to her job. Melissa is asked a surprising question. (R)

Comic. 4. The Vic Allen Dinner Selena tries to raise morale while dealing with the publication of an embarassing photo. Sue interviews for a new job, and Kent gets closer to Mike. Sub Heb. (R)

Comic. 5. Helsinki Dan charms the press while Ben and Kent try to solve a crisis in the white house. Selena tries her hand at diplomacy while visiting in Helsinki. Sub Heb. (R)

An ice-cream truck triggers a painful childhood memory for Larry that impacts a softball title game, a therapist's fees, Bill Buckner's legacy, and his new girlfriend's travel preferences. (R)

In the Season Eight finale, Larry accuses NY neighbor Michael J. Fox of harassment; Jeff takes a bullet for Susie; and Larry is scolded for giving an inappropriate birthday gift to Jennifer's son. (R)

Gregory is hesitant when kids start hanging out in his classroom at lunch, looking to him for advice. Barbara is shocked to find Tariq is dating the mother of one of her students. (R)

After a student is caught smoking, the Abbott staff come together to revamp the outdated drug policy. Janine tries to prep the new substitute teacher for her class. (R)

Comic. 3. Alicia While Selina prepares for her announcment about running for presidency, Dan finds out that she's starring in an SNL sketch. Sub He. (R)

Comic. 4. Clovis Selina visits Silicon Valley. Jonah slanders Selina on his website and Dan hears rumours about one of the candidates. Sub He. (R)

Comic. Jingle Balls When the opportunity arises for a designer to do a Barney's Christmas window, Jack suggests himself for the job. Will's reluctant to introduce his ballet dancer boyfriend to Grace (R)